I think i must have taken leave of my senses for sometime last saturday. The result, I ended up watching one of the most irritating and gory movies in 3D in a theatre. Talk about Bad luck.
The story line is simple - take your horse, wave your sword around, go cut a head, then walk around for sometime, go cut another set of heads, also punch a few people in the wrong places, then set out to another useless destination again.
Apart from that story line,you also have these awesome characters:
A crazy witch who likes the taste of blood and thinks baldness is fashionable,
Her crazy father leading an army of nuts who drag a ship on land
His multiple, each more uglier and dumber than the previous set of lieutenants
A hero who worked hard on his muscles and has to throw away his shirt at every possible opportunity
A heroine who tries to act like a feminist in some places and like a helpless dumb damsel in other
If you still haven't got the crux - DONT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU NEED LESSONS ON HOW TO CUT HEADS OR HOW TO SCREAM IN TERROR.